There’s a monster living in (almost) each house without us realizing it. This monster is not hiding under the bed, it’s hiding in plain sight.
Yes, we’ve all come across this monster at least once, or worse, for years in our houses, be it our own monster or someone else’s on a visit to our abode.
We know this monster as a Kid or Child.
If everything’s going on in a systematic manner in your life, even if it includes you just lazying around and shirking responsibilities for the most part, this monster is sure to stir new shit up and annoy you to the core.
Just like its done in the films we’ve grown up watching.
Following are a few such monsters that we had enough of the first time we saw them:
Anjali: Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
After an 8-year-old Anjali’s mother leaves her letters for each of her birthdays, presuming her precocious kid would understand the deep shit written all over them, Anjali plots against her own dad in a bid to face him with his college “best friend” whom he conveniently sidelined for a "girl-like" videsh-return sankari girl, who becomes Anjali’s mother.
Obviously, Anjali’s 100 decibel (extremely unpleasant) voice, her tantrums (like one bloody sneeze that pulled her elusive father into her summer camp) and her wife-like disturbing behavior are a bit too much to take for a viewer who views kids as kids.
Raju, Babloo and Radhika: Hum Saath Saath Hain
These kids are irritating for the singular reason that they never have to do homework, barely have to go to school and run around the frikking palace of a house all the frikking time. And when they didn’t appear like overcharged noisy and unnecessarily giggly toys, they’d partake in the Ramkishan’s family’s and friend’s strange clapping sessions
abir: Jab Pyaar Kisise Hota Hai
This over smart kid finds out his father’s palace, enters his life unannounced, and then behaves air-headed with him and his girlfriend. Like, cut your father a slack, little man. He didn’t know your mother died! Plus, what’s your father’s current girlfriend’s mistake in all of this, you little POS?
Trivia: Kabir grew up and made his father proud by volunteering to get an Indigo Airlines’ staffer’s underwear removed. He didn’t change, did he?
Amit: Kaho Naa Pyaar Hai
Amit is probably the first kid who annoys the shit out of us without uttering a single word, wail or scream, like all the other kids do. “His energy was so dead that every time he appeared on screen, he sucked your energy out of you,” says an Amit-afflicted viewer. This sentence aptly covers why Amit was so annoying, in case his peculiar hand-touching-the-face move didn’t irk you already.
The Super Six: Koi… Mil Gaya
Rohit’s young friends are one to many to tolerate during the three hours of the film, in which they, unfortunately, have considerable scenes. Not only are they often bickering but also are over smart kids, with a penchant for poking their noses where it doesn’t belong, including Rohit.
Moreover, with more people sharing a secret comes a greater chance of it being let out, which is exactly what these super six contribute to, thereby getting Jadoo in trouble.
Tanya: Pyaar Impossible!
In the stupidest film with a hot-shot girl and a guy with nerd glasses, Tanya is the worst part, which says a lot about the intensity of annoyance she induces in a viewer.
"I wanted to tear my hair out every time she said, 'obvio', which was at the rate of one per minute. She is the most diva kid ever," says a disappointed viewer.
The bottom line is that when kids act like grown-ups stuck in smol bods, they become too much to handle. People want to relax during a film, not come out with headaches, you see.
Source - India News